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Crack! Fic [24 Jan 2006|12:21am] Crack! Continuation: Weddings Plans Authors: Myself and jennavere Rating: NC-17 Follow the story arc from this Page Disclaimer: I don’t own a thing. It’s all the property of J.K Rowling, and this story is being written for entertainment purposes only. Not a dime is being made Part IX: ( Wedding Plans ) 44 born of the sea, *blink*

Oh yeah.... [16 Jan 2006|09:44pm] [ mood | drunk ] [ music | Elton John - Tiny Dancer ] I was a Slytherin slut in school ;p You scored as Draco Malfoy. If you went to Hogwarts Draco Malfoy would be doing you...not the other way around. He's mean, rich, and dark. But those aren't the only parts parts of him you love. He had you on your back the second he threw you down and had his way with you. And you loved every minute of it. The two of you have fucked just about on every surface of Hogwarts...including that rediculus Harry Potter's bed. Go head girl go head get down. </td> Draco Malfoy 85% Cedric Diggory 70% Ron Weasley 55% Fred and George Weasley 45% Harry Potter 45% Percy Weasley 40% Victor Krum 40% No one, your a prude 10% WHO ARE YOU SCREWING AT HOGWARTS?? created with QuizFarm.com LMFAO! Yeah Right!! *cough* Truthfully, Draco wibbled when he saw the quiz results, and then ran screaming down the hall, desperate to reach that "rediculous" Harry Potter's bed, where he burrowed under the sheets and refused to come out until someone (ridiculous Harry himself) came to rescue him and promise that he wouldn't have to go anywhere *near* that scary red-headed broad wearing the vintage Slytherin uniform. 5 born of the sea, *blink*

If I were (not that there's any *if* about it).... [02 Jan 2006|11:53am] Stolen once again from enchanted_jae who "yanked" it from grey_hunter It's habit at this point that I simply *must* continue the cycle:) The Master of Puppets (The art of making people believe what you wanted was their idea) What Type of Slytherin Are You? brought to you by Quizilla 17 born of the sea, *blink*

Bitching and Moaning.... [31 Dec 2005|02:42pm] [ mood | bitchy ] You know what I hate? When I go to leave someone a review on a message board thinger and I spend eon's working on it in word so it'll be typo free, I post it, everything looks awesome.... and I MISTYPE my fucking NAME. WTF?!!!! 5 born of the sea, *blink*

[31 Dec 2005|11:24am] [ mood | bored ] [ music | Merlin - Age of Magic ] Saw this on enchanted_jae's journal, and then again on grey_hunter's. Fun times! You are Form 9, Vampire: The Undying. "And The Vampire was all that remained on the blood drowned creation. She attempted to regrow life from the dead. But as she was about to give the breath of life, she was consumed in the flame of The Phoenix and the cycle began again." Some examples of the Vampire Form are Hades (Greek) and Isis (Egyptian). The Vampire is associated with the concept of death, the number 9, and the element of fire. Her sign is the eclipsed moon. As a member of Form 9, you are a very realistic individual. You may be a little idealistic, but you are very grounded and down to earth. You realize that not everything lasts, but you savor every minute of the good times. While you may sometimes find yourself lonely, you have strong ties with people that will never be broken. Vampires are the best friends to have because they are sensible. Which Mythological Form Are You? brought to you by Quizilla No bottoming jokes for me....but apparently I spend too much time alone, so I guess I'm not getting *any* ;) 4 born of the sea, *blink*

More quiz fun [22 Dec 2005|09:44pm] [ mood | giggly ] [ music | Muppets/John Denver - 12 Days of Christmas (I <3 Beaker!) ] I stole this one from grey_hunter Fun times! And I'm going home with: HawtPirate!Sirius Who will you leave the HP fanfic Halloween party with? brought to you by Quizilla Can we say *squeee*? I think we can. :) 3 born of the sea, *blink*

Fic Rec [20 Dec 2005|02:11pm] [ mood | hot ] Fic Rec time! Ladies, Gents, I have just read one of the hottest Bottom!Draco stories to ever grace an archive, and you simply must go and read it. Take mops with you and remember to leave the lovely Calanthe a review expressing your appreciation: Title: Big Dick, come quick Author Calanthe Rating: NC-17 Summary: Draco’s got a theory. About sex. And after much searching for the right candidate, it appears that only Harry Potter, his life long enemy, can help him test it out. *fans self* I’m serious. Hotness and absolutely gorgeous prose await you: Big Dick, come quick 3 born of the sea, *blink*

Wibble Power! [20 Dec 2005|12:13pm] [ mood | silly ] [ music | Loreena McKennitt - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen ] The image comes from a delightful little comic: Adoration in its Many Forms by the talented red_rahl. Thanks to annella and bouncy for helping me find it:) I'm posting this again over here because I'm proud of myself for making the wibble™ image-y thing, even though it's ridiculously simple and doesn't speak much for my *cough* talents. The trouble is, I'd wanted to make it into an icon, but I only have MS Paint to work with and it's complete and total crap. Oh well:) It'll work as a banner-ish thing for this post instead. Drabble: The Power of the Wibble™ Rating: G Genre: Crack! Series: A closed part of Closet!Dom Harry and Unapologetically!Bottom Draco. Disclaimer: Not mine. No $$ being made. Please don’t sue. ( Wibble me this, wibble me that… ) 2 born of the sea, *blink*

More Crack! to peddle [18 Dec 2005|06:19pm] The Unapologetically!Bottom Draco and Closet!Dom Harry Saga by jennavere and I has continued! Whether or not this is a blessing remains to be seen:) Rating: R overall Genre: Crack! fluff/romance Warnings: adult language/author insertion Disclaimer: I don’t own a thing. It’s all the property of J.K Rowling, and this story is being written for entertainment purposes only. Not a dime is being made. Part I: Crossing the Great Divide Part II: To Bottom!Draco and Crack Fics, Eh? Part III: Knockers Who Knock and Get Knocked in Return Part IV: Who’s Your Daddy? Part V: Bottom! Draco slides into his Top! Shoes Part VI: Draco’s Real Daddy Whoa Nelly! Back that Crack! Train Up: ( The Engagement ) 29 born of the sea, *blink*

More Christmas fun! [17 Dec 2005|01:09am] Once again, stolen from enchanted_jae Thanks for the Batman Super Belt! The Twelve Days of Christmas for idamonae: Day # Who? What they got you 1st angeline831 A tiara 2nd enchanted_jae Batman’s super belt 3rd phweet An apology – for life with them up until now 4th frances_veritas A shiny new nickel 5th green_freak An 18th Century canon 6th save_le_empire A signed photo of the Pope 7th screaminglungs A lock of Dr. Phil’s hair 8th frances_veritas A life-sized poster of Kenny G 9th angeline831 A carbon rod 10th green_freak A dented bucket of lead paint 11th freshpickletoad An Ouija board 12th grey_hunter A signed photo of the Pope Take this Quiz at QuizGalaxy.com ( or, take the 'adult' version at QuizUniverse.com ) 6 born of the sea, *blink*

New Fic [17 Dec 2005|12:52am] Title: The Throw Away Author: Ida Genre: Angst/Romance Pairing: HP/DM Rating: NC-17 Summary: Harry always leaves Draco behind while he goes away on his missions, determined to protect him from Voldemort. This time, Draco’s well being is jeopardized at home, forcing Harry to realize that safety isn’t always a guarantee. Warnings: HBP spoilers, Attempted Rape, Rimming Disclaimer: I don’t own a thing. It’s all the property of J.K Rowling, and this story is being written for entertainment purposes only. Not a dime is being made. ( The Throw Away ) 22 born of the sea, *blink*

My first flame:) [16 Dec 2005|05:42pm] [ mood | bouncy ] [ music | The Tragically Hip - Ahead by a Century ] I got my first ever flame when I came home from work today, and I simply must share to celebrate! HOW DARE YOU! u r crazy u kno that and u must b obsessed with sex! U r nasty, HARRY IS NOT GAY! I don't kno wat u r playin at, u r crazy, ur stories SUCK!1 Now, why the hell is it that people that leave such negative comments are also (apparently) completey incapable of writing legitimate words and sentences? It further perpetuates the belief that stupidity and tolerance cannot walk hand in hand. *laughs* To think I got flamed for my tame little story featuring tolerant!Ron rather than anything more racy. *shakes head* 8 born of the sea, *blink*

GigglingFriend! Ron is my new Hero [16 Dec 2005|12:59am] [ mood | blah ] [ music | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - It'll All Work Out ] Crack fics just keep coming... Title: No Problem Author: idamonae Genre: Humor/General/Romance Pairing: HP/DM Rating: PG-13 Summary: Harry says some very personal things before the entire student body, embarrassing Draco beyond belief. Who would have thought Harry one to kiss and tell? GigglingFriend! Ron to the rescue. Disclaimer: I don’t own a thing. It’s all the property of J.K Rowling, and this story is being written for entertainment purposes only. Not a dime is being made. ( No Problem ) 40 born of the sea, *blink*

Holiday Fluff [15 Dec 2005|11:41pm] [ mood | peaceful ] [ music | Merlin - Age of Magic ] Title: Snow Author: Ida Pairing: H/D Rating: PG-13 Genre: Romance Summary: Holiday fluff. A series of shorts all set in the snow Warnings: super! Fluff, implied sex Disclaimer: I don’t own a thing. It’s all the property of J.K Rowling, and this story is being written for entertainment purposes only. Not a dime is being made. ( Snow ) 30 born of the sea, *blink*

100 things you never wanted to know about me [11 Dec 2005|01:13am] [ mood | sleepy ] [ music | Areosmith- Angel ] Another list/quiz thing stolen from enchanted_jae. ( Too Much Information ) 8 born of the sea, *blink*

Crack! Bottom Draco Strikes Again [10 Dec 2005|04:09pm] A series of crack! fics written by jennavere and I The Unapologetically!Bottom Draco and Closet!Dom Harry Saga Rating: R overall Genre: Crack! fluff/romance Warnings: adult language/minor author insertion Disclaimer: I don’t own a thing. It’s all the property of J.K Rowling, and this story is being written for entertainment purposes only. Not a dime is being made. Part I : Crossing the Great Divide Part II: To Bottom!Draco and Crack Fics, Eh? Part III: Knockers Who Knock and Get Knocked in Return Part IV: Who’s Your Daddy? Part V: ( Bottom! Draco slides into his Top! Shoes ) 44 born of the sea, *blink*

More Crack! Bottom Draco [09 Dec 2005|12:37am] [ mood | sore ] [ music | Elton John - My Father's Gun ] jennavere and I have started a seriously screwy bottom! Draco series of crack ficlets. It’s bloody amazing what can be born out of stress and the whimsy of fandom. The Unapologetically!Bottom Draco and Closet!Dom Harry Saga Rating: R overall Genre: Crack! fluff/romance Warnings: adult language/minor author insertion Disclaimer: I don’t own a thing. It’s all the property of J.K Rowling, and this story is being written for entertainment purposes only. Not a dime is being made. Part I : Crossing the Great Divide Part II: To Bottom!Draco and Crack Fics, Eh? Part III: (  Knockers who Knock and Get Knocked in Return  ) 34 born of the sea, *blink*

Unapologetically!Bottom Draco’s story continues…. [07 Dec 2005|11:25pm] [ mood | happy ] Run (click fast) to jennavere’s journal and check out the sequel to Crossing the Great Divide . It’s called To Bottom!Draco and Crack Fics, Eh? Too cute! *I’m so fucking stoked that she continued the crack! story line. I have a month long VayCay coming up and she’s totally dumped a dune-sized bunny on me* *blink*

Ho Ho @$%ing Ho.... [07 Dec 2005|08:11pm] Apparently, I'm an @$$hole: Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Wednesday muwaru and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In July I helped nomdeploom hide a body (-173 points). In November I put gum in screaminglungs's hair (-12 points). In February I pushed jennavere in the mud (-17 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-258 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, idamonae Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username: 5 born of the sea, *blink*

Do dodododo [07 Dec 2005|07:56pm] [ mood | cold ] [ music | The Watchmen - Rooster ] Because I never tire of stealing from enchanted_jae 1. My username is ____ because ____. 2. My journal is titled ____ because ____. 3. My subtitle is ____ because ____. 4. My friends page is called ____ because ____. 5. My default userpic is ____ because ____. ( Too Much Info ) 1 born of the sea, *blink*

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